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Ted 2012

As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship...

Release Date:
June 29, 2012
106 min
Seth MacFarlane ...
Giovanni Ribisi, Mark Wahlberg, Alex Borstein, Patrick Stewart, Seth MacFarlane, Patrick Warburton, Tom Skerritt, Johnny Lee Davenport, Jessica Barth, Mark Kubr, Ellen Becker-Gray, Jeffrey Corazzini, Stream, Matt Walsh, Jessica Stroup, Richard DeAgazio, John Viener, Joel McHale, Paul Bronk, Mila Kunis, Eric Weinstein, Bill Smitrovich, Frankie Imbergamo, Aaron Dorsey, Laura Vandervoort, Colton Shires, Norah Jones, Robert Wu, Ralph Garman, Nicole Signore, Melissa Ordway, Sam J. Jones, Alecia Batson, Daniel Lowney, Ted Oyama, Lydia Hannibal, Chanty Sok, Rob Marin, Megan Sacco, Jeff Martineau, Rosemary Howard, Aedin Mincks, John Franchi, David Pulson, Ryan Butcher, Stacey Queripel, Sara Murphy, Alexandra Bussell, Kahdiak, Ronald Boone, Henry Penzi, Evan Fonseca, Richard Pacheco, Seamus Knight, Shawn Fogarty, Kilo Alexander, Donna Glee Reim, Allan Oliveira, Josh Duvendeck, John Talalas, Ginger Gonzaga, Phyllis Lynn, Jeff T. Buco, Joseph Paolo, Enku Gubaie, Ren Knopf, Sophia Gilberto, Laura Pizzuti, Mike Henry, Luke Young, Sarah Fischer, Emmalyn Anderson, Mike Jablon, James L. Leite, Ken Murray, Chris Palermo, Sean Daniel Stentiford, Jamie Christopher White, Bretton Manley, Max Harris, Zane Cowans, T.J. Hourigan, Owen Clarke, Kristina Ellery, Katelyn Lorren, Cassie Djerf, Joe Sirani, Pat Shea, Paul Campbell, Chris Cox, Talía Cabrera, Viera Andrea Moya, Haejee Kim, Shawn Thornton, Danny Smith, Mike Nikitas, Robin Hamilton, Christina Everett, Marshall Berenson, Jaquelyn Fabian, Olivia Jordan, J Parker Kent, Kathy Lashay Berenson, Tom Mariano, Kayla Ruhl, Matthew Spinale, Shannon Elaine Sweeney, Ally Tully ...
Comedy, Fantasy ...

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Solar rating: 8.1


Imdb rating: 7.1

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I laughed so hard O,o, A funny movie to watch with some friends 7/10
i love being from boston
I laughed so hard I thought I'd die!
funny funny movie, need a laugh, then you should watch this one, didn't we all speak to our teddys once upon a time convinced they were real? 8/10
One of my favourite movies. Heard there's a sequel on the way.
super funny movie
You forgot the narrator . . Jean Luc Picard <3 Funny movie!
waited a while to watch this didnt think id enjoy it as much as i did the fight scene was hilariouse really good film 8/10
It's great to see links for this movie reappearing. Mark Wahlberg's fight with Ted is probably the funniest scene I have watched this year. FLASH!... AH, AHHH!
This makes me sad, we were so in synch until This is just a bucket of South Park/Family Guy style jokes, linked together with a loose story line. I laughed out loud quite a few times. I grew up with kids carrying Flash Gordon lunchboxes, so the thought of Flash (a coked up Sam Jones) getting into a fistfight with Ming (an innocent asian neighbor) at a party was hilarious. It's definitely not one to take serious, and the ending is a rather lame effort to introduce the credits. If you have the patience to wait for the one liners, it's pretty funny. Giovani Ribisi has always had an inner creepiness, on which he plays his characters (either you learn that he's just a hapless moron, or he's actually a really awkward good guy), and that really comes out in this one.